#incorrect quotes resident evil edition

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes - Resident Evil Edition.

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Claire: "Why are both your tongues purple?"

Y/n: "We had slushies. I had a blue one-"

Leon: "and I had a red one."

Claire: "oh..."

Claire:

Claire: "OH!"

Chris:

Chris: "You drank each other's slushies?"

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Chris: "ARE YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking"

Chris: "KIDDING ME?! YOU-"

Y/n: "Fucking."

Chris: "IDIOT!"

Leon: "…What was that?"

Y/n: "Claire banned Chris from swearing, so I’m helping him out."

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Chris: "What if people had food names and food had people names?"

Y/n: "Hey, Spaghetti we’re having chris for dinner."

Claire: "What is wrong with you people?"

Leon: "Shut up, Chocolate."

[airplanejain]

Claire: Look! I got us both swimsuits for the pool party!

Leon: Thank you.

Claire: Hey, did you know they make thong swimsuit bottoms?

Leon, now at full attention: Oh really?

Claire: Yep!

Claire: *opens shopping bag and pulls out a regular one piece swimsuit for herself*

Leon: ...?

Leon: *realization*

[defaultjane-official]

(RE6/Ellen)

[purpledusty]

Sherry: Helena you have such a cute vest

Helena: Thank you, I took it from her

Sherry: Ingrid you have such a cute vest

Hunnigan: Thank you, I stole it from my ex

Sherry: Leon you have such a cute vest

Leon: Thank you, I stole it from my friend

Claire:

Claire: Bitch that's my vest

[steelwoolstudios]

🐺 harland // he/they // 25 🐺

types of content:

sfm

art

meme

edit

text

blinkies

other

fandoms:

five nights at freddy's

resident evil

my friendly neighborhood

team fortress 2

my little pony

the stanley parable

house of ashes

dying light

there is no game

faith

the amazing digital circus

trolls

the passenger

hazbin hotel

other:

fursona

self insert

oc

for friends

other blogs for different content:

pinwheelfunhouse (stimboards)

incorrect-bestie-duo (incorrect quotes)

corpserabbits (gifsets)

[honestlycertaindetective]

Incorrect quotes Resident Evil Edition

Chris, About to get shot by Jill: Can you cut me some slack? I'm sort of in love

Mind controlled Jill: I'm sorry, but that's not really my problem

Chris: I'm in love with you

Mind controlled Jill: Oh..That brings me in the loop a little

--

Leon: I'm looking for a romantic way to say I hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

Claire: In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught at your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss

Leon: That works

--

Rebecca: Good morning! Did you sleep well?

Wesker: Did you fucking sedate me?!

--

Jill: Do you think Claire likes me?

Chris: She was literally begging you to marry me

--

Chris: Sheva, what the fuck are you thinking?!

Sheva, holding a RPG at mind controlled Jill: You told me not to think!

--

Leon: The best place to hide a body is a speed bump. Because whose gonna check the speed bump?

Helena: Why did you think this is an appropriate topic for conversation

Sherry: Especially when we're eating?

Ada, taking notes: Interesting, interesting... what other places do you recommend, Leon?

--

Chris: Sherry? What are you writing?

Sherry: A fanfic

Chris: ... of who?

Sherry: You and Piers

Chris: W-what why?

Sherry: He paid me to

Piers, Holding a bear commander at Sherry's head: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANONYMOUS IDIOT!

--

Heisenberg, Trying to fix one of his soldiers: Could you give me a hand, Papa?

Ethan: Sure thing (takes off his hand and throws it to Heisenberg)

Heisenberg: I didn't mean like that... but thanks anyways

--

Sheva: This is why no one likes you

Wesker: This is why no one knows who you are

Sheva: ....

*An hour later*

Chris: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO SHEVA (Points to Sheva curled up in the corner with Jill comforting her)

Wesker: That's her name?

--

Wesker: Fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances... I want to start appearing under mysterious circumstances... Chilling in a Antarctica? I'll be there hiding in the snow to shoot your ankles... Going to stop a psycho in Africa? I am that psycho's boss...

--

Leon: Talking about feelings is important.. I won't do it, but you guys definitely should.

--

Excella: Albert, Why do you wear sunglasses all the time?

Wesker: To hide the pain in my eyes

Excella: ...

Wesker: And so no one catches me when I stare at Chris' ass

Excella: There it is...

--

Sheva: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes-

Claire: Nope

Jill: Absolutely not

Moira: I have to agree-

Sheva, throwing her book at Chris' head: Fuck it. Forget it... You're all uncultured!

--

STARS Wesker: You're losing blood fast, quick, what's your type?

STARS Chris: Blonde, edgy, wears sunglasses, Tragic childhood-

STARS Wesker: Your BLOOD type, jackass

STARS Chris: Oh... Red

[mayfield-archives]

hi im hughie, she/her, and this is my side blog where i shitpost and ramble about my ocs <3

my tags:

calypso [dbh] - #calypso alden

caroline [resident evil] - #caroline m. davenport

eden [minecraft] - #edith vanderwall

emery [inside job] - #emery atwell

erin [the boys] - #erin acosta

josie [grimm] - #josephine burkhardt

harper [the boys/gen v] - #harper ward

kree [mortal kombat] - #kree

leia [community] - #leia monreaux

nadia [star trek - aos/kelvin timeline] - #nadia kent

penny [house md] - #penelope dalton

sadie [star trek - aos/kelvin timeline] - #sadie westfield

—

ashley graham and caroline davenport - #dso agent and her graham cracker

leon kennedy and caroline davenport - #dso duo

jeff winger and leia monreaux - #loveless duo

robert chase and penelope dalton - #the chases

jim kirk and sadie westfield - #kirkfield

calypso alden and gavin reed - #caly and gav

leonard mccoy and sadie westfield - #bones and clementine

—

my edits - #hughie's edits

asks - #mail

me talking - #hughie's ramblings

reblogs - #reblogging

doodles/art - #hughie's art (i rarely do art but just in case, yk)

my writing - #hughie's writing

playlist (s) - #hughie's playlists

pinterest - #hughie's pinterest

incorrect quotes - #incorrect quotes

[wolfbart]

Resident Evil Village and Smoking.

Alcina: Smokes menthol cigarettes

Karl: cigars

Ethan: Smokes one of Alcina's menthol cigarettes every now and then when they are drinking alcohol together or after sexy time.

Sometimes smokes a cigar with the Duke.

He has a small supply of weed to calm his nerves if he is hit by Baker Vietnam Flashback's again.

He has to keep hiding his Weed, because Bela, Cassandra and Daniela always steal it.

He has no idea how the girls always find his new hiding places in this huge castle.

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: Always stealing Ethan's weed.

Or Karl often gives them something, secretly behind their mother's back.

Rioting stoned through the castle.

Salvatore: Soft fish boy, he doesn't smoke.

Donna: Doesn't usually smoke or drink. Unless she comes to visit the castle.

When Alcina throws parties, nobody stays sober.

Angie: Pulled on a cigarette once and hated it.

She prefers to eat bags of sweets, falls into a sugar frenzy and rioted through the castle with Bela, Cassandra and Daniela.

The Duke: Smokes cigars. Accidentally ate Weed brownies once. Had a crazy lava lamp trip. He vowed never to touch that devil stuff again.

Chris: The classic Marlboro Man.

Mother Miranda: Sitting in a dark room. Consume mushrooms and vodka. "Hello Darknes my old Friend, im here to talk with you again" plays in the background.

[americxn-girls]

What do you mean this isn’t cannon

[fan-fangirl-world]

When you “accidentally” sent a pic to your boyfriend

[forgetminot]

Incorrect Quotes Resident Evil Edition Pt.2

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Chris: "Time for plan G."

Leon: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

Chris: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

Jill: "What about plan D?"

Chris: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

Claire: "What about plan E?"

Chris: "I’m hoping not to use it. Y/n dies in plan E..."

Y/n: "I like plan E!"

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Claire: "What do you guys do to help yourself when you're stressed?"

Jill: "Deep breaths to try to calm myself down."

Y/n: "Eat. Sleep."

Leon: "Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out."

Chris: "I don't."

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Jill: "Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to say to friends, like-"

Jill, to Claire: "Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual."

Y/n, to Chris: "Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire."

Leon: "There are two types of people."

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Jill: "How do you connect with a fictional character?"

Chris: "What?"

Claire: "What?"

Leon: "What?"

Y/n: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* "I'm so glad you asked."

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[aceceptional]

Chris: People wish they could be as tough as me. I am the very personification of brave and stoic!

Leon: You cried for 3 days when we watched the Lion King and Mufasa died.

[defaultjane-official]

Claire: I thought that you weren't coming to Chris's birthday party. Leon: Well, I ran out of vodka and I thought I'd come over here and freshen up my drunk. Claire: You had a full bottle. Leon: I spilled some. In my mouth!

[purpledusty]

maybe i have to switch off about the current Resident Evil situation and just focus on my RE stuff, like the incorrect quotes here on tumblr, my Chris and Chreon edits (i'm thinking of editing Claire again) on tiktok and i'm also managing to write my silly fanfic despite not being able to focus on something for a long time

just focusing on my little things maybe makes me better?

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

Masterpost

What’s up? I’m 21, autistic, biromantic-demisexual, and use She/Her pronouns. Storytelling is really important to me, and the stuff I make is almost always dark, unhinged, and macabre.

This is a list of all the stories I’ve written so far (and I’ll be making updates in time with future stories). The characters I mainly write for are YouTuber Egos; those of Nathan Sharp/NateWantsToBattle, Markiplier, MatPat, Thomas Sanders, etc.

(You can also find all of these stories here, if you prefer AO3.)

______________________________________________________

Ŧħɇ ⱣɇnŧȺs FȺmɨłɏ [Ŧħɇ Fᵾŧᵾɍɇ Møƀ Ᵽɍøɉɇȼŧ]

The Pentas Family Encyclopedia

(Goretober 2022) Day 2: Cannibalism (Caliban, Murdock, The Newcomer)

Running on Empty (Caliban, Murdock)

God, Being an Accessory to Murder is Exhausting (Sam, Murdock, Caliban)

What’s That Saying About Cinnamon Rolls. . ? (Azalea, Caliban)

Update the Letter Board! (Azalea, Murdock)

Toxic Tutorials (Azalea, The Newcomer)

______________________________________________________

 (ꝀɨnđȺ-SøɍŧȺ?) ØɍɨǥɨnȺł ȻħȺɍȺȼŧɇɍs/Ɇǥøs

R.D.

Characters and Headcanons and References, Oh My!

What’s This? Natemare is EVOLVING!

Matt and Ro are Soul-Siblings, So. . .(But It’s Kinda Dark This Time)

______________________________________________________

ȻȺsᵾȺł Fɨȼs 

From Candygram to Requiem (Noah Walker and the Paranormal Investigators from Random Encounter’s Phasmophobia The Musical)

What’s a Detective Without a Case? (Noir!Engineer Mark, Noir!Mack, Noir!Captain)

Nobody Likes Rude Clients (Patty, Delux/Porniplier)

Caught Between a Monstrosity and An Abomination  (EldritchPlier, LeviathanPat, The Reader)

______________________________________________________

Sɇɍɨɇs Fɨȼs 

A Week of Goretober 2022

Day 1: Voodoo Doll (Phantom, Bones)

Day 2: Cannibalism (Caliban, Murdock, The Newcomer)

Day 3: Broken Glass (Damien, Celine, The District Attorney, Darkiplier)

Day 4: Suffocation (The Captain, Head Engineer Mark)

Day 5: Revenge (Natemare, FNAF’s Missing Children, Purple Guy/Afton/Springtrap)

Day 6: Specimen Preservation (Phantom, Anti-Matter)

Day 7: Lyric Inspired (The Reader, Scaredy/SCARED-E)

..........

Gifts for a Bat (an ongoing saga of snippets based off of @that-bat’s awesome Resident Evil: Village AU, where the mutated personifications of Nate, Mark and Matt are Lords serving under Mother Miranda and Ethan Nestor/CrankGamePlays is playing the role of Ethan Winters.)

Part 1: A Spider-Human Monster and A Necromancer Walk Into a Bar. . .  (Nate/Lord Ophio, Matt/Lord Loxosceles)

Part 2: Chaos, Compromises, and Meal-Prep (Ethan Nestor-Winters, Matt/Lord Loxosceles, Mark/Lord Isurus)

Part 3: A New Face In Town (Nate/Lord Ophio, Hunter/The Baron)

..........

The Sides of A Nightmare (short drabbles inspired by @fangirltothefullest’s amazing Sanders Sides Little Nightmares AU)

The Actor (Creativity “Roman” Sanders/Red, Character!Thomas Sanders)

The Professor (Logic “Logan” Sanders/Indigo, Creativity “Roman” Sanders/Red, Character!Thomas Sanders)

______________________________________________________

ɌȺnđøm Ɉᵾnꝁ 

Incorrect Quotes: ISWM (Parts 1 and 2) Edition

Incorrect Quotes: ISWM Edition (The Second One)

How Mack Snapped and Became the Way He Is in Part Two

ISWM Meets Pokemon

Matt and Ro are Soul-Siblings, So. . .

Headcanons for Phantom and Monarch Being Allies(?) Since Nate and Amanda Are Friends

RE8 AU Incorrect Quotes

How a Lot of My Followers Probably Reacted to My Hyperfixation on Caliban

[piers-wifey]

New Masterlist:

Rules:

Headcanons:

Incorrect Resident Evil quotes:

Incorrect Resident Evil quotes part II:

Things that will probably happen in my RE Dr once I shifted:

My edits: